Kids Corner – Animal jokes for the whole family

Need a laugh? Everyone does; humor is an important part of the human condition.

Kids, try these animal jokes out on your parents at dinner tonight and see who can go the longest without spurting milk out of his or her nose. Or, something.

Happy weekend!

~EK and AK Kid

 

[Erin Kirkland/AKontheGO.com]

[Erin Kirkland/AKontheGO.com]

Q: Where do killer whales go for a concert?

A: Orca-stras, of course!

 

Q: How does a mouse feel after taking a shower?

A: Squeaky-clean!

 

Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?

A: The scales!

 

Q: What does an octopus wear when it gets cold?

A: A coat of arms!

 

Q: What did the mama buffalo say to her child as he left for school?

A: Bison!

 

Oh, we do crack ourselves up.

[image courtesy reactive.com]

[image courtesy ktva.com]

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[image courtesy reactive.com]

 

 

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